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bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other

quariankhajiit:

my dream is to become so kawaii that when I smile it’ll become slow mo and there will be sakura blossoms flying in the background and everything turns pink

A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.

(Source: ay-drian)

norwayhugs:

“what is this…..pain….in my chest…” the shoujo girl said to no one in particular AND THEN SATAN ERUPTS FROM HER TORSO, BREAKING EVERY RIB IN HIS WAY AS SHE WAS THE HOST TO THE DARK LORD

(Source: happybirthdayspain)

ilovejuli126:

someone had one too many

ilovejuli126:

someone had one too many